My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was

Every Time We Help An Animal, We Are Healing Ourselves, Over And Over.

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.

Turkeys Know Their Names, Come When You Call, And Are Totally Affectionate. They're Better Than Teenagers.

A Man Who Was Loved By 300 Woman Singled Me Out To Live With Him. Why? I Was The Only One Without A Cat.

My Brother Is Gay And My Parents Don't Care, As Long As He Marries A Doctor.