To Label Me An Intellectual Is A

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.

I'll Be Happy If I Can Just Stay Out Of Nebraska.

It's Lamented That The Youth Get Their News From Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert. It's Lamentable That They Get More From Them Than From The News.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.