Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And

I Confess, I Do Have To Remind Myself Almost Daily That There Are People On This Earth Capable Of Reading, Writing, Eating And Dressing Themselves Who Believe Their Lives Are Ruled From Billions Of Miles Away, By The Stars - And, Of Course, The Planets.

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

I Always Wanted To Live In A Haunted House.

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.

I've Actually Gotten So I Don't Associate Television With Entertainment Very Much.