To Jane Austen, Every Fool Is A

Excuses Change Nothing, But Make Everyone Feel Better.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

A Quick Smile Is More Seductive Than A Slinky Dress.

I Did Not Know I Was In My Prime Until Afterwards.

The Hysterical Find Too Much Significance In Things. The Depressed Find Too Little.