To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In

You Better Lava Me Now Or Lava Me Not.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

It's Those Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Nothing Remains Quite The Same. With All Of Our Running And All Of Our Cunning, If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane.

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.