To Be Or Not To Be Isn't

Writing A Novel Is Not So Much A Project As A Journey, A Voyage, An Adventure.

I Journey To The East, Where I Have Been Told, There Are Men Who Have Taught Death Some Manners.

One Of My Books Is A Hallucinogen, An Aphrodisiac, A Mood Elevator, An Intellectual Garage Door Opener, And A Metaphysical Trash Compactor. They'll Do Everything Except Rotate Your Tires.

You Wonder If God Doesn't Have An Answering Machine To Screen Out The Prayers Of The Venal And The Boring? And In Which Category Has He Placed You?

There Are People In This World Who Can Wear Whale Masks And People Who Cannot, And The Wise Know To Which Group They Belong.