People Aren't Trees, So It Is False

Violence Stinks No Matter Which Side Of It You're On. But Now And Then There's Nothing Left To Do But Hit The Other Person Over The Head With A Frying Pan.

I'm Probably More Interested In Sentences Than Anything Else In Life.

You've Heard Of People Calling In Sick. You May Have Called In Sick A Few Times Yourself. But Have You Ever Thought About Calling In Well? It'd Go Like This: You'd Get The Boss On The Line And Say, "listen, I've Been Sick Ever Since I Started Working Here, But Today I'm Well And I Won't Be In Anymore." Call In Well.

The Highest Function Of Love Is That It Makes The Loved One A Unique And Irreplacable Being.

Most Americans Pay Lip Service To The Idea Of Freedom, But Can't Handle Real Freedom.