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If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

Why Is It That Most Of The Folks I Know Think "personal Growth" Is Caused Entirely By Those Second And Third Helpings Of Biscuits And Gravy?

I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.

There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.