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Men Want Success And Sex. Women Want Everything.

I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.

If You Look At Yourself As The Brand, Then You Will Understand An Intrinsic Truth: People Judge.

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

I Voted For President Bush. I Voted For President Clinton And Although I Do Want My Vote Back, I Voted For President Obama.