To Be In A Band On The

You Can't Rely On Anything. At The End Of The Day, All You Have Is Yourself.

To Be In A Band On The Road Is To Have Anything And Everything You Want Just By Picking Up The Phone.

Elvis Is The King Of Rock And Roll, Who Made White Kids Shake Their Shackle.

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.