To Be A Star Is To Own

Would You Believe I Was A Famous Star? It's The Truth.

I Don't Fear Death Because I Don't Fear Anything I Don't Understand. When I Start To Think About It, I Order A Massage And It Goes Away.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.

Some Men Like A Dull Life - They Like The Routine Of Eating Breakfast, Going To Work, Coming Home, Petting The Dog, Watching Tv, Kissing The Kids, And Going To Bed. Stay Clear Of It - It's Often Catching.

I Can Excuse Everything But Boredom. Boring People Don't Have To Stay That Way.