To Be A Movie Star, You Have

I'm A Frustrated Stand-up Comic. If You Hand Me A Microphone And I Get One Laugh, Then I'll Go On For 20 Minutes.

Things Are Not Quite What They Seem Always. Don't Start Me On Class, Otherwise You'll Get A Four-hour Lecture.

I Never Regret Anything. I Always Said That When I'm Old, I Want To Be Sitting There Regretting The Things That I Did And Not The Things That I Didn't Do; And Now I'm Old, And I Don't Regret Anything! I Had Fun. I Had Fun, And I'm Still Having It.

Nobody Did A Campaign For Me. I Was Nominated Out Of The Blue And Won Out Of The Blue. So That Was It.

In My Early Days, I Didn't Know What A Good Film Or A Bad Film Was, And I Was Trying To Make Some Money. As It Happens I Was Lucky. I Made Some Good Films.