A Man's Body May Grow Old, But

It's Funny, People Ask Me, 'what Would You Consider The Most Romantic Track On Your Record Mr Caine?' And I Say 'swollen' By Bent, And They Say 'i Think He's Off His Rocker!'

You Can't Get Blase About Something You Haven't Done Yet.

Presenting The Oscars Was The Most Nerve-racking Job I Have Ever Done In Show Business. It's Very Much A Live Show: They Have Comedy Writers Waiting In The Wings, And As You Come Off Between Presentations, They Hand You An Appropriate Gag To Tell.

You Don't Retire From The Movies. The Movies Retire You.

I Read Books Like Mad, But I Am Careful To To Let Anything I Read Influence Me.