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The More A Human Creature Has Tasted Of Bitter Things The More It Hungers After The Sweet Things Of Life.

An Honest Man Is All Right Even If He's An Idiot...but A Crook Must Have Brains.

When A Woman Gets Married It Is Like Jumping Into A Hole In The Ice In The Middle Of Winter: You Do It Once And You Remember It The Rest Of Your Days.

Be Good, Be Kind, Be Humane, And Charitable; Love Your Fellows; Console The Afflicted; Pardon Those Who Have Done You Wrong.

What I'd Like Is To Meet A Man I Could Take Off My Hat To And Say: "thank You For Having Got Born, And The Longer You Live The Better.