To All My Little Hulkamaniacs, Say Your

When You Start Out In The Wrestling Business, You Make A Lot Of Mistakes, Tripping Over Your Own Feet And Looking Like A Fool.

When You're With The Nwo, When You're With Hollywood, You're Just...too...sweet!

I Woke Up And Realized Life Is Great And People Are Awesome And Life Is Worth Living.

If I Do Hit That Rope And Do A Hop, Skip And A Jump And Get Up As High As I Can, I'm Just Going To Hold My Breath, Because I Know I'm Going To Hear All Kinds Of Scar Tissue Popping.

The Coolest Thing, And I Have It At Home, Is A Huge Hulk Hogan, Normal-sized Pinball Machine. When People Come Over They Play It For Hours. When You Hit The Bumpers And The Bells Ring It Goes, 'oh Yeah!' The Whole Time You're Playing This Machine It's Yelling And Screaming At You, 'what You Gonna Do, Brother?!' I Think That's The Coolest.