To A Southerner It Is Faux Pas,

Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.

A Woman Must Wait For Her Ovaries To Die Before She Can Get Her Rightful Personality Back. Post-menstrual Is The Same As Pre-menstrual; I Am Once Again What I Was Before The Age Of Twelve: A Female Human Being Who Knows That A Month Has Thirty Day, Not Twenty-five, And Who Can Spend Every One Of Them Free Of The Shackles Of That Defect Of Body And Mind Known As Femininity.

The Proliferation Of Support Groups Suggests To Me That Too Many Americans Are Growing Up In Homes That Do Not Contain A Grandmoth.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

Episcopalians Have Always Preferred The Flying Buttress To The Pillar Of The Church.