Thoughts Have No Sex.

Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home, But, Unlike Charity, It Should End There.

If Men Had To Bear Babies, There'd Never Be More Than One Child In A Family.

I Can't Avoid Writing. It's A Sort Of Nervous Tic I Have Developed Since I Gave Up Needlepoint.

The Women Who Inspired This Play Deserved To Be Smacked Across The Head With A Meat Ax And That, I Flatter Myself, Is Exactly What I Smacked Them With.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.