Thoughts Have No Sex.

Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Make You Awfully Comfortable While You're Being Miserable.

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.

Since The Birth Of Our Nation, The Steady Performance Of The Marine Corps In Fighting America's Battles Has Made It The Very Symbol Of Military Excellence. The Corps Has Come To Be Recognized Worldwide As An Elite Force Of Fighting Men, Renowned For Their Physical Endurance, For Their High Level Of Obedience, And For The Fierce Pride They Take, As Individuals, In The Capacity For Self Discipline.

I Know All About Violence And Physical Abuse Because My First Husband Used To Beat Me Severely When He Got Drunk. Once, I Can Remember Coming Home From A Party And Walking Up Our Vast Marble Staircase At The Fifth Avenue House While He Was Striking Me. I Thought, If I Just Gave Him One Shove Down The Staircase I Would Be Rid Of Him Forever.