Thoughts Have No Sex.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.

When A Man Can't Explain A Woman's Actions, The First Thing He Thinks Of Is The Condition Of Her Uterus.

What Generally Passes For 'thought' Among The Majority Of Mankind Is The Time One Takes Out To Rearrange One's Prejudices.

It Is Ridiculous To Think That You Can Spend Your Entire Life With Just One Person. Three Is About The Right Number. Yes, I Imagine Three Husbands Would Do It?

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.