Thoughts Have No Sex.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.

Courage Is The Ladder On Which All The Other Virtues Mount.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

[on Vice-president Henry A. Wallace:] Much Of What Mr. Wallace Calls His Global Thinking Is, No Matter How You Slice It, Still Globaloney.

If Old Age Means A Crown Of Thorns, The Trick Is To Wear It Jauntily.