All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

Women Do Generally Manage To Love The Guys They Marry More Than They Manage To Marry The Guys They Love.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.

They Say That Women Talk Too Much. If You Have Worked In Congress You Know That The Filibuster Was Invented By Men.

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home, But, Unlike Charity, It Should End There.