Those Who Understand Evil Pardon It.

There Are Only Two Classes In Good Society In England: The Equestrian Classes And The Neurotic Classes.

The Ability To Make Witty Observations Is Commonly Refered To As "cynism" By People Who Lack It.

Our Political Experiment Of Democracy, The Last Refuge Of Cheap Misgovernment.

Most Of The Money Given By Rich People In "charity" Is Made Up Of Conscience Money, "ransom," Political Bribery, And Bids For Titles.... One Buys Moral Credit By Signing A Cheque, Which Is Easier Than Turning A Prayer Wheel.

The Ordinary Man Is An Anarchist. He Wants To Do As He Likes. He May Want His Neighbour To Be Governed, But He Himself Doesn't Want To Be Governed. He Is Mortally Afraid Of Government Officials And Policemen.