Those Who Don't Believe In Magic Will

If You Have Good Thoughts They Will Shine Out Of Your Face Like Sunbeams And You Will Always Look Lovely.

If I Were A Headmaster, I Would Get Rid Of The History Teacher And Get A Chocolate Teacher Instead And My Pupils Would Study A Subject That Affected All Of Them.

There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

When I First Thought About Writing The Book Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, I Never Originally Meant To Have Children In It At All!

Give Us Strength, Oh Lord, To Let Our Children Starve.