This Position I've Held ... It Pays

Popular Music Is Slowly Being Laid To Rest In Every Conceivable Way... The Ashes Are Already About Us If We Could But Notice Them.

I'm Dramatically Underexposed. I Demand More Attention!

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

You May Not Realize This, But People Have The Power To Change The World.

Unfortunately, I Am Not Homosexual... In Technical Fact, I Am Humasexual. I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course, Not Many.