This Position I've Held ... It Pays

Well, The Problem I've Had With All The Interviews I've Had In America - I Had Meetings With About Nine Labels - And They All Say To Me "will Your New Songs Fit In With What Is Popular And What Is In The Chart?" And I Say "good God, I Hope Not!"

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt, As The Flames Rose To Her Roman Nose And Her Walkman Started To Melt...