This One's For Alaska Young!

But Even If We Survive The Collapse Of Our Sun, We Will Not Survive Forever.

I Tore Open The Closet Door And Began Feverishly Sorting Through The Shirts Piled On The Floor In The Vain Hope That Inside That Pile There Might Be Some Wondrously Perfect Shirt Down There, A Nice And Tough But I'm Also A Surprisingly Good Listener With A True And Abiding Passion For Cheers And Those Who Lead Them.

Just Remember That Sometimes, The Way You Think About A Person Isn't The Way They Actually Are... People Are Different When You Can Smell Them And See Them Up Close.

Your Driving Is Unpleasant, But It Isn't Technically Unsafe.

The Side Effects Of Dying In Your Pants Isn't Really Funny… Alright, It's A Little Funny.