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Saddam Hussein Is About To Face Trial And George Bush Wants To Execute Him. Not Because Of The War Crimes, But Because Saddam Is Beating Him In The Polls.

You May Have Heard This, That Nasa Discovered Water On Mars When He Heard About The Water On Mars, President Bush Said, 'is It Regular Or Unleaded?'

John Kerry Will Undergo Surgery To Repair His Right Shoulder. He Originally Hurt It When He Suddenly Switched Positions On Iraq.

Hillary Clinton's 506-page Memoir Has Come Out. So Much Of Her Personality Shines Through, That In The End, You, Too, Will Want To Sleep With An Intern.

Critics Say Arnold Has No Previous Government Experience, But Advisers Say He's Clearly The Most Qualified Austrian, Ex-mr. Universe In The Race.