This Is So Weird. I Saw The

Singer Boy Dylan Was Stopped At His Own Sow By Security Guards Who Failed To Recognize The Singer. Asked To Comment, Dylan Replied, 'i Can Hardly Blame Them. Look At Me.'

Over Ten Thousand People Have Signed A Petition To Recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm Sorry, That Is Next Year's Joke.

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge Lowered The Terror Alert From Orange To Yellow. Does Anybody Need 16 Miles Of Duct Tape?

Apparently, Six Women Claim That Arnold Schwarzenegger Groped Them While Working On His Movies. Hats Off To These Women Who Admit They Worked On Arnold's Movies.

Comedy Doesn't Always Have To Come From A Dark Place.