This Grandiose Tragedy That We Call Modern

I Shall Be So Brief That I Have Already Finished.

What Is Important Is To Spread Confusion, Not Eliminate It.

Since I Don't Smoke, I Decided To Grow A Mustache - It Is Better For The Health. However, I Always Carried A Jewel-studded Cigarette Case In Which, Instead Of Tobacco, Were Carefully Placed Several Mustaches, Adolphe Menjou Style. I Offered Them Politely To My Friends: "mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody Dared To Touch Them. This Was My Test Regarding The Sacred Aspect Of Mustaches.

Painting Is An Infinitely Minute Part Of My Personality.

[i Am A] Contradictory And Paradoxical Man.