Nothing Proves The Truth Of Surrealism So

I Do Not Understand Why, When I Ask For Grilled Lobster In A Restaurant, I'm Never Served A Cooked Telephone.

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.

Everything Alters Me, But Nothing Changes Me.

All Of My Knowledge, Of Both Science And Religion, I Incorporate Into The Classical Tradition Of My Painting.

Everyone Should Eat Hashish, But Only Once.