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How Strange Are The Tricks Of Memory, Which, Often Hazy As A Dream About The Most Important Events Of A Man's Life, Religiously Preserve The Merest Trifles.

A Man That Hoards Up Riches And Enjoys Them Not, Is Like An Ass That Carries Gold And Eats Thistles.

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

If You're Going To Make Rubbish, Be The Best Rubbish In It.

I Have To Think Hard To Name An Interesting Man Who Does Not Drink.