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One Of The Gladdest Moments Of Human Life, Methinks, Is The Departure Upon A Distant Journey Into Unknown Lands. Shaking Off With One Mighty Effort The Fetters Of Habit, The Leaden Weight Of Routine, The Cloak Of Many Cares And The Slavery Of Home, Man Feels Once More Happy.

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

Little Islands Are All Large Prisons: One Cannot Look At The Sea Without Wishing For The Wings Of A Swallow.

How Strange Are The Tricks Of Memory, Which, Often Hazy As A Dream About The Most Important Events Of A Man's Life, Religiously Preserve The Merest Trifles.

When I Played Drunks I Had To Remain Sober Because I Didn't Know How To Play Them When I Was Drunk.