This (america) Is A Land Of Rich

'escargot' Is French For 'fat Crawling Bag Of Phlegm'.

I Never Had The Vaguest Idea Whether Any Of It Had Anything To Do With Me, Especially Being A Sixth Grader. When I Got Older And Traveled, I'd Read About The History Of Where I Was Going. I'd Be Like, "oh, History Is Kind Of Interesting."

Never Try To Put All The Chemicals In The Entire World In Your Body At The Same Time.

Do Not Spit Gum In The Drinking Fountains.

I Always Wanted To Write When I Was A Kid; It Just Never Occurred To Me That You Could Have A Job That Didn't Involve Any Actual Work.... I Felt It Would Be Fun To Have A Job Like That Where You Could Make Stuff Up And Be Irresponsible And Get Paid For It.