Thinking That Other People Might Be Better

Nothing Reassures Parents More Than Surrounding Their Kids With The Kind Of Guys Who Have A Lot Of Weapons And Nothing To Do On Weekdays.

North Korea Is Willing To Go To Any Lengths For The Whole World To Honor Its Demands Of 'ooh, Please Pay Attention To Us.'

When Meeting Royalty, It Is Very Important, No Matter How Excited You Are, Not To Vomit On Them. Instead, Vomit On The Nearest Commoner.

If The Eyes Are The Window To The Soul, Then Why Does It Hurt When I Spray Them With Windex?

I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow Everyone's Illusions.