Thinking Is Harder Work Than Hard Work.

Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

O, To Be Sure, We Laugh Less And Play Less And Wear Uncomfortable Disguises Like Adults, But Beneath The Costume Is The Child We Always Are, Whose Needs Are Simple, Whose Daily Life Is Still Best Described By Fairy Tales.

The First Printed Mention Of Bagels... Is To Be Found In The Community Regulations Of Kracow, Poland, For The Year 1610 Which Stated That Bagels Would Be Given As A Gift To Any Woman In Childbirth.

Everyone, In Some Small Sacred Sanctuary Of The Self, Is Nuts.

Dogs Are Getting Bigger, According To A Leading Dog Manufacturer.