Think Not To Match Yourself Against The

Achilles Absent Was Achilles Still!

It's Disgraceful How These Humans Blame The Gods. They Say Their Tribulations Come From Us, When They Themselves, Through Their Own Foolishness, Bring Hardships Which Are Not Decreed By Fate.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Even A Fool Learns Something Once It Hits Him.

Few Sons Are Equal To Their Fathers; Most Fall Short, All Too Few Surpass Them.