Everyone Knows Rock N' Roll Attained Perfection

It Is Not Possible To Fight Beyond Your Strength, Even If You Strive.

From Now On Walking Is My Beer And Feeling Good Is My Hangover.

I Won't Lie To You, Fatherhood Isn't Easy Like Motherhood.

We're Goin Bowling. If We Don't Come Back, Avenge Our Deaths.

To Be Loved, You Have To Be Nice To People, Everyday. But To Be Hated, You Don't Have To Do Squat!