Things Just Happen. What The Hell.

It Doesn't Matter How You Live And Die, It's How The Bards Wrote It Down.

Rincewind Could Scream For Mercy In Nineteen Languages, And Just Scream In Another Forty-four.

The Labyrinth Of Ephebe Is Ancient And Full Of One Hundred And One Amazing Things You Can Do With Hidden Springs, Razor-sharp Knives, And Falling Rocks.

Chain-mail Isn't Much Defence Against An Arrow. It Certainly Isn't When The Arrow Is Being Aimed Between Your Eyes.

I Was Merely Endeavoring To Indicate That If We Do Not Grab Events By The Collar They Will Have Us By The Throat. -lord Vetinari