Things Are Seldom What They Seem.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.

In All The Woes That Curse Our Race There Is A Lady In The Case.

Who Knows But We May Count Among Our Intellectual Chickens Like Them An Earl Of Thackeray And P'raps A Duke Of Dickens

Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me As I Know Of Posterity.