Things Are Seldom What They Seem.

Wherever Valor True Is Found, True Modesty Will There Abound.

Bow, Bow, Ye Lower Middle Classes! Bow, Bow, Ye Tradesmen, Bow, Ye Masses!

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

I Am, In Point Of Fact, A Particularly Haughty And Exclusive Person, Of Pre-adamite Ancestral Descent. You Will Understand This When I Tell You That I Can Trace My Ancestry Back To A Protoplasmal Primordial Atomic Globule.