They Will Only Care When You're Gone.

I've Never Liked The Name Marilyn. I've Often Wished That I Had Held Out That Day For Jean Monroe. But I Guess It's Too Late To Do Anything About It Now.

A Man Has A Tendency To Accept You The Way You Are, While Most Women Immediately Start To Pick Flaws And Want To Change You.

There Is Just No Comparison Between Having A Dinner Date With A Man And Staying Home Playing Canasta With The Girls.

The Studio People Want Me To Do "good-bye Charlie" For The Movies, But I'm Not Going To Do It. I Don't Like The Idea Of Playing A Man In A Woman's Body - You Know? It Just Doesn't Seem Feminine.

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.