If Marriage Were Only Bed, We Could

I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

I'm A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image They've Made Of Me- And That I've Made Of Myself- As A Sex Symbol. They Expect Bells To Ring And Whistles To Whistle, But My Anatomy Is The Same As Any Other Woman's And I Can't Live Up To It.

I Like Actors Very Much, But To Marry One Would Be Like Marrying Your Brother. You Look Too Much Alike In The Mirror.

I've Been On A Calendar, But I've Never Been On Time.