They Told Us To Buy Duct Tape

When I Was 5-years-old, I Knew Who Khrushchev Was.

Clinton Left The White House With All The Class Of An Xfl Halftime Show.

When I Was In High School The Worst Thing You Could Ever Get Was Vd. Talk About The Sniffles! I Just Want To Meet An Old-fashioned Girl With Gonorrhea.

Did You See Britney Spears At The Video Music Awards? I Don't Want To Say That That Performance Was A Disaster, But After The Show, I Saw Rudy Giuliani Having His Picture Taken Standing On Her.

If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.