They Say That Hens Do Cackle Loudest

Day, N. A Period Of Twenty-four Hours, Mostly Misspent.

Magic, N. An Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin. There Are Other Arts Serving The Same High Purpose, But The Discreet Lexicographer Does Not Name Them.

Grapeshot, N. An Argument Which The Future Is Preparing In Answer To The Demands Of American Socialism.

Riot – A Popular Entertainment Given To The Military By Innocent Bystanders.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.