They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.

In The End, Punk Inevitably Burned Itself Out And Acted As A Bridge Across Which The New Romantics Could Sashay In Their Chiffon And Glossy Hair.

When I Was At School You Got An Overall General Education, On Many Things, Even Just Basic Facts.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

I Remember When Victoria Wood Started To Come Through, And I Thought She Was Great, Though She And I Are Very Different In Our Approach.