Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!