They Say It’s Always Darkest Until Right

Was It Frisson When You Saw A Guy Smile And It Made Your Heart Act All Weird?

This Was Very Exciting. I'd Never Had Two Boys Get Into A Fight Over Me Before. The Fact That One Of The Boys Was My Stepbrother, However, And Held About As Much Romantic Appeal For Me As Max, The Family Dog, Somewhat Dampened My Enthusiasm. And Michael Wasn't Much Of A Catch, Either, When You Actually Thought About It, Being A Potential Murderer And All. Oh, Why Did I Have To Have Such A Couple Of Losers Fighting Over Me? Why Couldn't Matt Damon And Ben Affleck Fight Over Me? Now That Would Be Truly Excellent.

That Hurt Querida, That Really Hurt

The Fact Is, I Love Him. He's The Boy I Want And One Day He'll Be Mine.

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself.