They Say A Person Needs Just Three

Americans Are Generally Very Self-sufficient And I Think Generally Averse To Pretension, Just As I Am.

I'm Not An Impersonator. I've Only Got One Voice And Only Do One Guy And His First-person Essays.

Mine Is Not A Story To Tell Struggling Writers.

Kids In Alaska Don't Know They're Growing Up On The Last Frontier. It's Just What They See On The License Plates, And It's Something Tourists Like To Say A Lot Because They've Never Been Around So Many Mountains And Moose Before.

Somebody Says, 'do A Tom Bodett, A Folksy Kind Of Thing,' And It Sounds Like Something Out Of 'hee Haw,' Very Insulting. They Turn Wry Humor Into Disparaging Sarcasm, And You Get What Amounts To Insulting Advertising.