Mine Is Not A Story To Tell

Like Most Alaska Immigrants, My Roots Continue To Petition For Equal Time.

I'm Happy To Report You Still Get Nothing You Don't Need At Motel 6, And, Therefore, You Don't Have To Pay For It. I Don't Need Valet Parking. If I Can Drive The Old Crate 300 Miles To The Hotel All By Myself, I Can Certainly Handle The Last Nine Feet To The Parking Space.

They Say A Person Needs Just Three Things To Be Truly Happy In This World: Someone To Love, Something To Do, And Something To Hope For.

For Some People, You Know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, Really The Stars, They've Got A Passion. They Eat, Drink And Breathe Radio, And I'm Not Like That. I Used To Think I Wanted To Be. But I Need To Be Away From It, Too, And That's The Difference, I Think.

You Can Make A New Friend But You Can't Make An Old One.