They Said I Was A Valued Customer.

Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.

Mind Your Own Brazilian!" The Words Fly Out Of My Mouth Before I Can Stop Them. Oops. Ok. The Trick When You've Said Something Embarrassing By Mistake Is Not To Overreact. Instead, Keep Your Chin Up And Pretend Nothing Happened.

Shopping Is Actually Very Similar To Farming A Field. You Can't Keep Buying The Same Thing, You Have To Have A Bit Of Variety. Otherwise You Get Bored And Stop Enjoying Yourself.

Why Didn't I Buy A New Phone Earlier? Why Don't I Always Walk Around With A Spare Phone? It Should Be The Law, Like Having A Spare Tire.

Ok. Don't Panic. Don't Panic. It's Only A Visa Bill. It's A Piece Of Paper; A Few Numbers. I Mean, Just How Scary Can A Few Numbers Be?