They Said I Was A Valued Customer.

The Way I Write Is Totally Instinctive. I Just Write What I Feel Or What I Find Funny - And Hope Everyone Else Agrees.

I Bet He Never Goes On Youtube. He's Too Busy. It's Only Tragic Cases Like You And Me Who Are Always Online.

We Both Gaze Down At My Swollen Tummy For A While. I Still Can't Quite Get My Head Round The Fact That There's A Baby Inside My Body. Which Has Got To Come Out... Somehow. Ok, Let's Not Go There. There's Still Time For Them To Invent Something.

If Your Life's At A Juncture And You Need To Think About Things, There's Nowhere Better Than Home. However Old You Are.

You Can Want And Want And Want, But If He Doesn't Want You Back ... You Might As Well Wish The Sky Were Red.