They Said I Was A Valued Customer.

My Childhood Was Spent Embracing One Literary Heroine After Another. I Identified Passionately With Each One And Would Slavishly Imitate Them.

It Really Is The Year 2007. Which Means I Must Be... Oh My God. I'm Twenty-eight. I'm Old.

Whoever It Was, Whether I Knew Them Or Not, If I Could Help In Some Way, I Would. I Mean, If You Can Help, You Have To Help. Don't You Think? - Poppy Wyatt

There Are Moments In Life That The White-chocolate Magnum Ice Cream Was Invented For, And This Is One Of Them.

I’m Blushing At My Own Stupid, Nonsensical, Meaningless Thought Process, Which, By The Way, Nobody Knows About Except Me.