They’re Not Women’s Clothes. They’re My Clothes.

The National Rifle Association Says, 'guns Don't Kill People. People Do'. But I Think The Gun Helps.

Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And I Think We Should Be Too.

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.