They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.