They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.