They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

You've Got To Find What You Love And Let It Kill You. I Don't Think Any Of Us Should Ever Forget That.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.