They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.