They Don't Call Me Spontaneous And Irreverant

Over The Years My Mom Has Become A Self-taught Biblical Scholar.

I Was Told All My Life I Was Part Cherokee. Then It Was Crow. The Latest Is Blackfoot.

Twenty-four Hours Is Never Enough For A Busy Person And Way Too Much For Somebody With Nothing To Do.

Mom Thinks I Live In This Dream World Where Everybody's Ivana Trump.

I Wasn't Ever Interested In Marrying Someone Else's Career Or Bank Account.