Now I Know Why Tigers Eat Their

I've Lost A Million And A Half On The Horses And Dice In The Last Two Years. And The Funny Part Is, I Still Like 'em, And If Someone Handed Me Another Million I'd Put It Right In The Nose Of Some Horse That Looked Good To Me.

I Got Nothing Against The Honest Cop On The Beat. You Just Have Them Transferred Someplace Where They Can't Do You Any Harm. But Don't Ever Talk To Me About The Honor Of Police Captains Or Judges. If They Couldn't Be Bought They Wouldn't Have The Job.

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

Public Service Is My Motto.

Now I Know Why Tigers Eat Their Young.