These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

If Professional Wrestling Did Not Exist, Could You Come Up With This Idea? Could You Envision The Popularity Of Huge Men In Tiny Bathing Suits, Pretending To Fight?

It's Amazing That The Amount Of News That Happens In The World Every Day Always Just Exactly Fits The Newspaper.

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

A Really Hard Laugh Is Like Sex-one Of The Ultimate Diversions Of Existence.