These Days It's Hard To Look At

It's Not Tipping I Believe In. It's Overtipping.

There's No Better Way To Learn Something Than To Learn It In Front Of An Audience. Your Terror Drives You.

I Didn't Come From A Wealthy Family. I Had No Money. Maybe It Goes Back To Naivete Which Is Your Greatest Asset When You're Young. If I Was Starting In Comedy Today And If It Didn't Work The First Time, I'd Probably Quit. But I Kept At It, Kept At It.

I've Always Believed That There Are Funny People Everywhere, But They're Just Not Comedians. In Fact, Some Of My Best Comedic Inspirations Were Not Professional Entertainers.

Always...no Wait...never.