These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor

Really, The Novelist Has The Best Casting Since He Doesn't Have To Cope With The Actors And All The Rest. -alfred Hitchcock

I'm A Writer And, Therefore, Automatically A Suspicious Character.

Someone Once Told Me That Every Minute A Murder Occurs, So I Don't Want To Waste Your Time, I Know You Want To Go Back To Work.

I’ve Never Been Very Keen On Women Who Hang Their Sex Round Their Neck Like Baubles. I Think It Should Be Discovered. It’s More Interesting To Discover The Sex In A Woman Than It Is To Have It Thrown At You, Like A Marilyn Monroe Or Those Types. To Me They Are Rather Vulgar And Obvious.

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'