There's Such A Self-conscious Balance That Goes

Crazy Old People Are Our Entire Source Of Polling Information.

Seriousness Is Stupidity Sent To College.

A Nation With A Goofy Foreign Policy Needs A Very Serious Policy Of Defense.

One Of These Suburbs Is Actually Named Stalingrad, Which Goes To Show That The French Have Learned Nothing About Politics Since They Guillotined All The Smart People In 1793.

Microeconomics Is About Money You Don't Have, And Macroeconomics Is About Money The Government Is Out Of.