There's One Born Every Minute.

You Must Exercise Your Caution In Laying Your Plans, But Be Bold In Carrying Them Out.

Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung.

Every Man Should Make His Son Or Daughter Learn Some Useful Trade Or Profession, So That In These Days Of Changing Fortunes Of Being Rich Today And Poor Tomorrow They May Have Something Tangible To Fall Back Upon. This Provision Might Save Many Persons From Misery, Who By Some Unexpected Turn Of Fortune Have Lost All Their Means.

The Bigger The Humbug, The Better People Will Like It.

Politeness And Civility Are The Best Capital Ever Invested In Business.